[ At first, there's the tell-tale squeak as the device shocks him, and a growling noise as he scowls. Then, there's a pause while he collects his thoughts. ]

I don't have anything to say.

...

Five days. Does anyone have a whetstone? I'll trade for it.

A treat? [ The sound of a wrapper being rustled as he examines the candy. Yeah, he's checking for the standard styles of sabotage and poisoning. ]

It's supposed to come with a trick, right? [ A pause. ] It could be pois--

[ Another pause as he reads a particular wrapper. ] This is... Rolos? The last... I don't understand ( Read more... )

[BZZZZT]

A-ah! Crap!

[And cue a few flailing sounds. After a moment he continues.]

Forgot again... [A sneeze, and then another.] I-I think I need some... um... [Sneeze.]

...this is what being sick is like?

[There's the customary zap as the device (sitting conveniently in his lap as he takes a nap) decides to remind Rolo it's there.]

IYAAAAN!

[And after a few moments of rustling, jostling, and perhaps a loud thunk as the communicator is dropped, he picks it up and you can totally hear the surprise in his voice.]A-ah... It... It shocked me! Why did ( Read more... )